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Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, June 17, 2010; 8:20 PM
klematis




Sometimes you always think that you will be given one more chance
and den you don't
and den you just start to regret.
Like deeply

and den you wanna fall asleep
and never wake up from the bad dream
but its not possible
and den you wake up
and it seems like a new day

but its not
cos you're stuck in ns

hahas.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Monday, December 28, 2009; 10:04 PM
klematis




Where's the boy I knew
The one with a poetic feel
The boy who is afraid of God
and loves to spare a thought

He gave himself away
and to Him he'll love to say
"I really lost all faith
and it doesnt matter if i'm saved..."

For life hadnt been fair to him
or mayb, just to him it seems
"I wanna take everything into my own hands
and then, I'll make amends."

What everybody said was true.
The heinous NS no doubt screws
An overdose of torture is injected
and the boy's mind was distorted

Nothing matters anymore
For the only feelings are cold and sore
I cant bring myself to love someone else
when I dun love myself anymore.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, November 17, 2009; 1:12 AM
klematis




Sweet Memories


Away you must go

My dearest Jobina Soh

Despite this weather, it seems cold

For my darling I miss you so


But like the magical Panadols

You gave me painkillers

I still beckon for you calls

but thank you for the sweet letters


Remembering the times we had together

can bring you back to me a tat closer

The way you smile and your eyes flutter

and of cos, all the times of joy and laughter


The photos we had a while ago

suddenly comes to life once more

for our memories are never still

a motion of love for us to feel


5 more days to end this torment

A lonely heart I need to mend

But of cos I had devised this plan

to meet you my darling in lalaland =)


I miss you!





Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, June 7, 2009; 10:03 AM
klematis




Ok its better late than never...

finally dug out this poem from the war torn pages of my notebook lololol


Happy Birthday my Darling

Today, the sun will shine
the birds will sing
Everything will turn out fine
for its your birthday my darling

19 years ago, Jobina was a baby
screaming for her dearest mommy
now a full grown lady
she is talented in music and melody

While time slips away indifferently from us
a little magic I must cast
to give you a moment of happiness
and love that will always last.

I love you and will always do

kekeke

One day we'll perish, but let this moment of love always exist.




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Saturday, May 23, 2009; 11:07 AM
klematis




ok

wad i've done the past year

1.survived the gruelling A levels
2.went overseas with my buddies
3.broke free of the shackles of my curfew
4.heart broke like dunno how many times
5.found someone more suitable for me =)
6.WENT MALAYSIA 3 FREAKING TIMES.
7. able to watch M18 shows finally
8. got drunk. like 2 times.
9. slept inside choo choo train ride cos I was DRUNK
10. found a new shooting game I enjoyed a lot
11. discovered my amazing ability to come up with poems. although its diminishing =P
12. finally graduated from dunman high!

wahahha. will update if I can think of more =) weez




random photo with miss leong and mr gilbert lee. WILL MISS U 2!


our beloved mdm potassium hydroxide! apparently she has her resources about US hahaha

miss tan my fav bio teacher! will miss you lots and thank you for everything you've taught me about bio and your life experiences as well.

Dr Yap, my 2nd fav bio teacher! thank you for your always assuring NOT TO WORRY!

we will definitely succeed in life DUN YOU WORRY!




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, January 4, 2009; 4:07 PM
klematis




went to genting from 28-31st dec with the badz dudes
had a hell of a time laughing and playing with them =)
thanks guys for spending like 5-6 years with me oreadi, love you all lots ( AWWWWWW)
ok so here are some of my favourite photos.



the superman and his girlfren (ya the frail looking ben) LOL


WHOSYOURMOMMY Cheat enabled


xiao xi mi xiao


baosheng holding onto the prey while nicholas caves in for the kill. MUAHAHAHAHHAHA. YUM YUM



ok so genting wasnt that fun cos it started to rain and all the rides are suspended. yea SO HERE GOES THE FIRST PHOTO OF " SCREW GENTING"




SCREW GENTING AGAIN! hahaha we were on the merry go round ride for 1 hour. cos its the only ride available =.= apparently we were very indulged in wad we were doing for this photo =DD





final moments before we are gonna be plunged 12-13 storeys high DOWN. ok all i remembered was jie xin shouting " NICHOLAS NI QU SI. DAI WO SHANG LAI. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" hahahahahahahaa






DA HE ZAO WITH SHUAI GES MEI NVS hahaha







COME TO PAPA LITTLE ONES.








xiao he zao. look at our can lan de xiao rongs.

ok thats all
hahaha
will miss all of you!!!!!!



















Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 3:46 PM
klematis




I packed away her stuff.
I shed a tear, locked them up and smiled.
the room looked empty.
but I know it will be filled
in time to come.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, December 16, 2008; 11:43 PM
klematis




First and forthmost



HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GOOD FREN, XIANG HONG!!!!!!!!



YES UR BIRTHDAY FINALLY LAI LE AFTER SO LONG.



XIAO DI ZI JIU WRITE A POEM FOR YOU =DD







On 1990, december fourth,

a bright light shone in the direction to the north.

with much relief, her parents gave a sigh

as little baby Xiang hong let out her first cry



Xiang Hong is like FOREVER so skinny

making so many girls green with ENVY

Talking about colours, she loves ORANGE just like me!

thats why we are good frens wad, cant u ppl see?!



During recess she'll always be

the timekeeper who sends everyone into panicky.

She constantly make time for a Sakae Sushi handroll,

the occasional treat to recharge her soul.



Much as u wish to underestimate her build,

she can play a mean piece of Guzheng in face of multitude.

Her never give-up attitude

is on par with a hot blooded NS new recruit =DD



thats all I have to say abt Ah Hong

remember to greet her with a birthday song =)

It is a great joy to have you as a friend

to have you with us is like a Godsend =D



happy birthday once again!







ah hong, ah ming and ah cheng

LOL



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, December 4, 2008; 9:16 PM
klematis




This is a poem about a girl I've drawn inspiration from.

Doesnt matter what others say,
this girl always believed in a brand new day.
Believing one day this guy will change for the better,
no more making her sadder.

No matter how ppl tried to talk some sense into her,
she will automatically get into a defensive curl.
Saying about how nice he can sometimes be,
sometimes people just need to open their eyes to see.

I dare say I am guilty,
for planning their breakup one day.
its obvious I cant see
how good he is in any way.

But that was in the past, when I was still naive.
IT SUX like Hell, having your girl taken away by her frens.
you're one girl I admire now, you're loyal and you can make a diff.
no matter what happens, must stay strong can.

I'll pray hard for you,
for this guy to take notice.
that having your gf ogled isnt something to be afraid of ( if it happens )
take it as a complement, you have a beautiful girl friend at the very least.

We all have something to learn from each other.

记载着你的好,像上瘾的毒药。它仿佛骗着我。



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, November 28, 2008; 8:45 PM
klematis




I've written poems for people in my life. Sadly, I've forgotten to write one for my eternal guardian. He, who pulls me up after a fall. He, who loved me through it all, no matter how I tried to shut him out sometimes.

Thank you Lord.

The Sherperd and His lost sheep

My God,
how I trusted you with my heart
and blamed you for pulling us apart
But you took it in your stride
and forgave me of my pride

My God,
the soft whisper in my ears
the banisher of all my fears
the soft pillow I cry into
Thank you for helping me pull through

My God,
When the gates of heaven open awide
Will I be welcomed?
After all the time I've left your side
Into the temptations I succumbed

The simple things you did to transform me
Through all the miracles I see
I see the power of prayer
and what it can do for the world's revival

The same logic why people dare to fall behind
Only when they shut their eyes
Even when the catcher is so kind
Seeing is believing, we lose trust even in someone that nice

Walk by faith and not by sight
Because even with sight,
not all see the world's plight

Driven by consumerist desires
Violence, drugs and shag
we fail to see our inner fire
we lose our dreams for a fat paycheck

Faith may falter, some may say
Cry about it, it's ok
But eventually, it'll be trust and belief
which are gonna pull us a long long way

Amen



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, October 19, 2008; 3:48 AM
klematis





A mega big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to FangMing and ROY


Fret not, you still have a chance to wish them, all the way till SUNDAY
LOL


Ok This poem is dedicated to Fang Ming
My Friend, Fang Ming


ok, it aint hard to guess,

what colour this girl loves best

Purple, the universal colour for Gay!

She's crazy for it anytime, anyday


this little missy I knew since sec one

I still remembered all the past 5 years of fun

From the rebellious lass to the skillful flirt(HAHAHA , JK)

now she become some sensible nerd 0.o


Fang ming is very much your typical girl next door

until you show her the way to the shopping mall

Everytime hear about her shopping spree

Guys dun uds why got so much to see?!


Fang Ming is some TV drama fan

could be wishing for some sexy man.

probably tall,dark handsome with a golden tan

see, I know you so well as a friend =P ( or not, haha)


Alright, 6 years of friendship coming to pass

Wishing you all the best on your birthday, this I must

Find a boyfriend you'll lust

HOPE YOUR SUNDAY WILL BE A BLAST!



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, October 17, 2008; 7:53 PM
klematis







Second Chance

Everyone deserves a second chance
after living with guilt for countless months
Sometimes its not hard for others to forgive you
You have to learn to forgive yourself too


Sometimes, dun be too hard on yourself.


Some things are hard to forgive
Some are harder to forget
Trust me and what I believe
Dont do something you'll regret

When I took Samuel's windforce
and entered Diablo with a wicked cause
I knew I had lost my best friend
There's no use trying to pretend

No point losing a friend over a game

When your partner starts to drift
there is sometimes nothing to grief
Allow him/her some time to breathe
Love is not all take but give

No point losing your dear because you're impatient

When all else fails and become irreparable
Be gracious, no one's culpable
No backstabbing, no bitching
There are some memories worth remembering

Sometimes, we have to make best of the situation

I've made mistakes I can't erase
Some were done in a moment of craze
Nicholas understands how it feels to be in a daze
knowing some people in life cannot be replaced

No point keeping these experiences to myself. I've fallen, but others will not.

Hopefully one day, I'll learn to forgive myself.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Monday, October 13, 2008; 10:00 PM
klematis




OKTO

Its ok to lose faith
even in God, the unknown path he will pave
Its ok when things doesnt go your way
be optimistic, everything will be ok

Its ok to follow your heart
and give that valentine's day card
its ok to cry till you're puffy-eyed
when you get rejected that very night

for we are only human
and good things may sometimes stay dormant
but when you never falter in your belief
what you want you'll bound to receive

Its ok to feel frustrated
when no one acknowledges what you've created
its ok to feel enervated
you've tried your best, everything's fated

Its ok to cry into your pillow
when the teacher gave you a zero
Its ok to scream into the toilet bowl
and be comforted by the resonance, the soothing mellow

For we are only human
bounded by laws so stringent
The world might not be as what we know
no harm blasting your ipod, and wear your pants low =)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, October 12, 2008; 7:25 AM
klematis




hmm, some interesting thoughts :

sometimes, dun u ever wonder if fairy tales were commercialised to suit people's taste of "happily ever after", or if the author is in self-denial.


ok

i was really depressed

and u might think becos of some emo problems.

in actual fact

6 pimples popped out 1 day

isnt that depressing



life stopped moving, that very night.
I jumped into the deep blue sea
I struggled against the waves.
I see creatures up against me.
And there under the shimmering moonlight, I see a glitter.
"Finally"
With one final breath I dived into the endless seabed.
and it was a mirage.
there's nothing
I'll try another day...
I want to move on












When you threw the key to my heart into the ocean and said "our love is sealed"
have you ever thought of how hard it is for me to find it back?



naive.



becos I never actually thought it will come down to this.







Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, October 10, 2008; 3:25 AM
klematis




Random Poem

For now I'm stuck in Limbo,
and I wish I knew where to go
Tmr I set out for my destiny
and pray its not too late to save me

dun be sad if you dun see me tmr
no you're wrong, i'm not being emo
heard SOT's good, everybody says so
so how can I say no =P

I lay up awake in the middle of the night
and all I see is that half mark in sight
I tell myself everything will be alright.
if only the GP teachers can see my plight

hahahaha



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, October 7, 2008; 8:48 PM
klematis




hmm.

A poem for Mdm potassium hydroxide =)

Our lovely Chem teacher
is not some boring preacher
she still succeeds in making our knowledge richer
but deep down we still know she's a party creature

Often I hear the girls go " WOW "
"look at what she's wearing now!"
She's very pretty, fashion sense 10/10
erm girls, D'prom attires maybe can ask her to lend?

Balancing Equation to me is sometimes no easy feat
but everything to her is chicken feet =P
got mole problems? check out if she's free?
if not try Mr Avagadro at 602-1023

Mdm KOH,
on the contrary, is not unfeeling and cold
together with Mr Soh
they help the weaker students conquer Chem and be bold

Ha! We will never forget her funny jokes.
And laugh together at the people she pokes
funny how KOH which is in nature basic
can come up with niaos which are hmm... acidic?!!?

With 28 days to A level
we may develop a disconcerting fervour
If you do experience insomnia,
Approach Mdm Koh, and overcome your Chem phobia

Sad to say this poem has to end,
man, i'm down with a pant.
Time is merciless and pulls us apart,
but your endearing nature will always remain in our hearts =)

I love you Mdm Koh! I'm sure we all do haha

hmm. mayb this can go in for the farewell script =P



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, October 5, 2008; 6:51 AM
klematis




ok. just to perk everyone up after a long week.

This is a rather nice short story about love...

分手不是终点

第一次想自杀的那个下午
天气刚好不是很好

昨晚,她说了些令人难过的话
让我气了一整天
我想让她也尝尝伤心的滋味
让她一辈子都觉得对不起我
(我的灵魂可以飘到她的身边安慰她吗?)

但是,如果她只伤心一下,就把我给忘了呢?
或是她太需要安慰
以至于爱上来陪伴她的那猪八戒
(我的灵魂可以阻挡一切吗?)

而且, 说不定我明天会碰到一个比她更可爱的
又不是乱发脾气的女孩
(灵魂可能跟活人谈恋爱吗?)

第一次死里逃生的那一个晚上
浓云密布的天空
冒出一轮又圆又大的月亮


yes i know this is a random story hahas. but when you hear people saying they're gonna die when they fall out of love... tell them this haha.
like kek likes to say =)
LIFE GOES ON!




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, October 3, 2008; 8:30 PM
klematis




HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY

you would have guessed. i'm so bored I wrote a poem on children's day haha

Happy children's day
No one is too old to say
In God's eyes we'll always stay
the same small children who loves to play

Movie marathon on Kids Central
as well as on Channel 5
but there's this beast called A level
preventing me from enjoying this life

At least there's no Aces Day
and no more of that malay song
those were the goold ole primary school days
when we love to do things wrong =D

ok, i'm just being greedy
i'm not contented with just Youth Day
Children's day get so many prezzie!
wahaha, wad did i say

booo =.= i'm bored

yep so i went to play bball with hongyi tienleng and chinyang...
and I got a present which cannot be any better

MY GOOD OLD FAMILIAR BUDDY, MR BLISTER!

I tot i'll never see mr blister again :D
so long nvr play badminton wakakkaka. guess he's back

o o o

and i finally get to break my KFC fast... like almost half a year nvr eat liao

u know...

the sweet familiar feeling of my tongue touching the base of the whipped potato container, doing a mini tornado, and there u go, a container good as new =D
ahhahaha,

crazy day



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Wednesday, October 1, 2008; 8:22 PM
klematis




haiz

here's an emo poem to sum up my subjects.

Nicholas is not very happy
even though his grades are improving.
No time to take a nappy,
its time to get on moving.

Chem got some 4 grades leap
Econs finally crashed a C
Bio had a major slip
as I settled down with a D :(

haiz.

WHY WHY TELL ME WHY
gimme my A la, lai lai lai
Bio my love and my passion
you shall now be my motivation.

haiz

GP always get an E
why do you have to make everyone so unhappy
Essay got some hope finally
but now i have to flop compre -.-

all in all, nicholas is happy
hmm, quite contradictory.
not everyone gets to enjoy an overall improvement,
or mayb my common tests caused a pandemonium :P

at the end of the tunnel, I see my As. wait for me =)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, September 30, 2008; 7:34 PM
klematis




alright bear with me once more, cos I have a knack for love poems =/

If I had one wish

Our lives will end, but love doesnt
If God allows me, I wanna be with you in heaven

I look out into the sky at night
All I saw was the full moon in sight
In fatigue, I shut my eyes tight
And there you were, dancing in the moonlight

You see in gift shops those trite banality
nothing comparable to the album dedicated to me
With all the memories cherished for my eyes to see
Your presence fills me, whenever i'm feeling lonely

The M and Ns, now linked with melanine
still vibrant and colourful, unaware of its harmful fillings
I've never regretted eaten 10 dozens of these pillings,
I ate one and thought of you, love overrides everything.

One can say these are all "had beens"
Inevitably I still commited a sin
To say i've moved on and said goodbye
But with the intention of a fractured white lie

It doesnt matter what people think of me
Only I know myself, inside-out thoroughly
Why put yourself in self-denial,
trap yourself in a world, so parochial.

For God is kind and gave us memory,
With touching moments and familiar melody.
Even if i'm left with no other way,
I can always be with you on replay.

Lives will end, but love persists.
I cant let you go, no matter how you insist.

ya, paiseh. I just finished reading 5 people you meet in heaven. check it out at your local library =)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, September 28, 2008; 8:55 AM
klematis




This is a poem abt my experience in Tampines Library. Enjoy =)

Library

Everyday in the library
itself is a mystery
Together with Jobi
we see things that are pretty funny

Sometimes got that old ang moh
like to scold people, SEE LA TALK SOMEMORE
Some people see him choose to siam
but me jobi and huishan choose to diam

Sometimes people go printing
Think door close then start talking
OH LOOK WHO'S THAT BREATHING FIRE
Apologise to that ang moh sire

Hong Yi and Xinzi also go library
Sometimes also damn noisy
Joke here joke there burst out laughing
STUDY LA, A LEVEL COMING!

So come on down to Tampines
together we mug from start to finish
But be careful don't make a spectacle
or else you're only inculpable
if you suffer the wrath of that old uncle =D

PEACE!



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 8:48 AM
klematis




经过了时间

人也是会变
因为经过了时间
我偶尔想起你的脸
回味你在我身边

每次闭上我的眼
想起我对你说的道歉
爱是一种考验
也会让人失恋

如果能回到当初爱你的一瞬间
我一定会抱你更紧一点
为你做的礼物不会那么随便
送你回家再看你多几眼

这些年
看你给我的照片
我们那一刻的笑脸
却沦落到了再见

人也是会变
应为经过了时间

我却高兴曾经爱过你深深的



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, September 26, 2008; 9:34 PM
klematis




My Friend, Nigel

Nigel is my good friend too
I knew him since I was primary 2
The first time we met, we went for a duel
At the basketball court we raced like 2 meng nius

Geylang Methodist Primary School
was the institution for these 2 fools
Aljunied was our home and playground,
we ran around the neighbourhood making all sorts of sounds

Now we had both made it to Dunman High
and now he became very zai
walao eh, he some dua tao CI
can someone please pass me a cream pie
I cant stand his face sometimes so zhuai!
but ok la, in his uniform he still look quite shuai

That time he say we pang seh, we 4 got girl
LOOK WHO'S TALKING, MR NIGEL
but it's about time you find true love,
someone to tame you and calm your nerves

Congrats to my good friend, he now can drive
With his new skills, beware of overdrive
"FETCH ME HOME AFTER A LAN PARTY"
His kaki chorused in unison, damn naughty

But Nigel is a good guy we all must know
He will certainly help you, and like a pro
So I just wish him all the very best
WILL YOU ALL STOP NIAOING ABOUT HIS ASS

hahahahaha =)
now you know nigel



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 8:37 AM
klematis




My mama, with love

When I was young, my mama used to say
Nicholas, what will you become someday
a lawyer, a doctor or any professional
you better make a choice that's rational

Mama told me education is important
then you'll like a stem cell, so pluripotent
to differentiate into any useful being
and help the world unfold its meaning

But when I became older... I said

BUT MAMA! Nicholas has other gifts
why didnt you give him a lift
Sooner or later, we'll be trapped in the rat race
why can't I just be a different case

Mama just said,

Sports cant feed you for a lifetime
unless you make it big, then you'll turn out fine
Mama worked hard to bring you here
It's for your own good, its all sincere

Now Nicholas loves his mama a lot
so no more arguing, no more plots
study harder, ace your "A"
then, mayb everything will come your way

I'll never forget what my mama did
When I was 3, I broke my arm
she rushed down from work and when we meet
I melted into her embrace, tranced like a charm

7 days she stood by me
As I stayed in the hospital, reluctantly
With my arm stretched up into the air
I can do nothing by be in despair

She did what she could do to comfort me
like getting me off and helping me go pee
Scratch my armpit, man that's disgusting
Thank you mummy, for being so understanding

I looked at her when she slept beside me
I'm so blessed, even the blind can see
The greatest love of all which is given birth
Without a doubt is my mama's love

now you know my mom =)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, September 25, 2008; 12:16 PM
klematis




Happy Day =)

Today is a happy day
Chem and Bio, what can I say
Lucky got practise, dun pray pray
They quite easy, made Nicholas gay

Prelims over! yeepee YAY!
Off to the gym, we went to play
soccer basketball, schoolwork at bay
After A levels, liddat everyday

Fret not readers, dun dismay
interesting poem coming your way
About my friend, Mr Dua Tow Kay


My friend, Wenjian

Wen Jian is a very nice friend
though sec 3 that time I think he damn pretend
first day see him he pose super man
until today I still remember his stints back den
walao he joker sia, sometimes damn funny can!

Jianny can sing with his melodious voice
quite a contrast to his usual noise =P
ask him about history is an excellent choice
eh no.1 wiki fan, knowledge is his toys

My friend here also some soccer guru
sometimes laid-back, bo chap and nothing-to-do
just like in naruto, that Shikamaru
Oh ya, he quite nice to some girls, others he had no clue HAHA

So now you know my fren wenjian
he sometimes can be quite qian bian
but seriously girls, I think he quite zheng dian
I mean with him around, you'll never be sian!

yep, now you know my friend :)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Wednesday, September 24, 2008; 8:17 PM
klematis




this is a song which I like a lot.

just within a few hours when Jobina send me haha.

its called..

OUR SONG BY Taylor Swift

I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car
He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
I look around, turn the radio down
He says baby is something wrong?
I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song
And he says...

Chorus:]
Our song is the slamming screen doors,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
cause it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
And when I got home ... before I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again

I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day
Had gone all wrong and been trampled on
And lost and thrown away
Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed
I almost didn't notice all the roses
And the note that said...

[Chorus]

I've heard every album, listened to the radio
Waited for something to come along
That was as good as our song...

Cause

[Chorus]

I was riding shotgun with my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
And I wrote down our song



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, September 23, 2008; 7:48 PM
klematis




My Friend, Hong Yi

Once upon a time in Dunman High
There lived a metro called Hong Yi
All the guys cant help but sigh
As girls flock to him like a swamp of bee!

But no girls seemed to capture his fancy
No, he's not gay. Though he likes kenny
It's no use if you're a beautiful lass
For Hong Yi is no superficial ass

Hong Yi is very good at basketball.
He loves Chinese, which bores me to the coreeeeee
Somehow he don't like computer games o.o
something he finds very lame

Going D'prom? Dunno wad to wear?
Ask Hong Yi la! He'll even style your hair
If you have any self-image problems,
go look for him, make your muscles FIRM!

So I wish HongYi all the best,
Finding the one girl, standing out from e rest.
If you think you're that fine lady
UP YOUR CHANCE WITH A FBT

lawl lawl lawl.
that's my good friend Hong Yi :)




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 6:16 AM
klematis




My inner fire

I used to think this world was perfect
Me and her tgt, nobody will suspect
tt we had stolen heaven's greatest treasure
a love so great, nothing in this world can measure

But we grow up, some ppl change
Its a fact, nobody's gonna stay e same
I learn the hard way, letting her go
Just let her be, if you love her so

In e midst of this confusion
I made a new resolution
To give less attention to love
and look at e problems given birth

Ppl are dying everyday
Once in a while in Iraq, its May Day
for some dudes there, with their comrades to lay
how long do they need to fight, how long do they need to stay...

But lets not be too ambitious
In Singapore, work can get tedious
Tissue sellers and e handicapped
make me feel sad, sometimes feel bad

I start to think what I can do for Singapore
to help it grow, to ease people's sore
But I pray to God because Nicholas is so tiny
He will guide me becos he's God almighty

And one day i'll be useful
stop thinking about myself, make my life purposeful

Because 1 day you see yourself,
e next you're dead
you decide how you want to be
leave a legacy, or wait to be laid (er herm)
WHAT WERE U THINKING?!
I mean when you're dead.

hahaha boo!

Becos a poem is so powerful
hopefully I can use this tool
to change the minds of everyday's fools
and save e world, that will be cool.

If I may have the honor of composing a poem for you
email me e details and how you want it to feel =)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Monday, September 22, 2008; 12:07 PM
klematis




My Friend, Jobina

Ridiculous Nicholas
Has a friend, Jobina
No, she's not a les!
But she a bit siao kee na :P

Her jokes are quite lame
But we laughed all the same
It's all in good intention
Of cos she's not to be blamed!

Jobina loves pink
that, we cannot deny
When it comes to serious things,
she's one friend we can rely

Jobina and her Hi-5
Oh man I swear that's her life
Onto the dance mat she dived
singing 1234 HI 5!

Alright, i've come to the end
My poetic juice ran out, my brain's in a dent
But now if you meet her around the bent,
clap hi-5 with her, say hi to my friend :)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, September 21, 2008; 10:12 PM
klematis




Bacillus thuringiensis

agrobacillus tumafaciens

fuck

bio is damn easy la!!!!!!

i love it love it love :D



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 7:52 PM
klematis




today is a happy day.

kept my emo all away.

Econs was ok I must say

thrashing noobs in ladder was a okay

kept my worries all at bay

tomorrow another happy day

lets go swim, play pool lan the whole day

not like bio over liao u stupid gay

but having a bit fun goes a long way

scully stress out den die leh!



today was readin a book about poetry

it says...

some people can try to write a poem the entire day... but cannot get it done.

some can finish in 10 mins. like me

haiz.

gifted lawl lawl lawl



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, September 18, 2008; 8:17 PM
klematis




alright.

bless that guy who just pushed xiang hong...

man, stupid old uncle, xiang hong already paper thin u stiu push her. its just a seat u uncivilised shit.

er herm.

ok today's papers super long and tiring...

but i'm happy to say

ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man.

chem was ok :D

econs... hmm i can work on speed writing definitely.

ok today I wanna address a very big and serious issue.






























about me and the very topic of Er Bu Ju Le Bu.

ok firstly, I named it.

3 years ago.

on that fateful day.

BUT BUT BUT.

yes this is important. BUT.

I didnt mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so there was all the conversation about er bu, ya know. guys. -.-

so I just shui kou suo haha er bu ju le bu

BEING THE RHYME FANATIC THAT I AM. DUDE IT CAME WITHIN A SPLIT SECOND TO ME THAT IT CAN RHYME. not like i'm some stupid idiot who had to research to come up with such a havoc name. oops. I love to rhyme. cannot ah

yea so wad if i named it?

i am not the ones who classified or added girls into it.

I WASNT THE ONE WHO PROPAGATED IT. I meant it as a joke.

it was until some idiotic guys from my class who started adding girls into them and cant HOLD THEIR FREAKING EXCITEMENT that things start to happen.

pls, in the end, practically all the girls in my class were inside. Which I strongly disagree to the idea, because man, I'M NOT VERY GOOD LOOKING MYSELF.

hence, i kept my mouth shut.

so it went on and ok... girls started to get mad.

obviously.

there he was this skinny idiot who's not very attractive himself adding all the girls inside. ok he went to vjc in shame so heck

fine. no more person to hate cos he's gone.

AND NOW U GIRLS WANT A PIECE OF ME.

COME LA.

seriously no offence, i dun find u girls er bu. just a bit loud sometimes. but i've seen worse :D

and no, i'm not trying to save my skin here, i mean it.

yea ok I saw no meaning in disclosing I WAS THE ONE WHO "created" this shit, because it wont add any value to people's life. but fine. since u want an explanation. I'll give it.

or if u guys still want a piece of me.

see that cute fellow on the top left hand, copy and paste, print den voodoo him.

i'm so wadevvvvvvvvva

but yes. I'm sorry

forgive THE STUPID BOYS LA.

have some self-confidence instead. =)

ok I KNOW YUHAN DOESNT READ THIS. SOMEONE MAKE SURE SHE DOES.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Wednesday, September 17, 2008; 6:13 PM
klematis




I look in the mirror
and who did I see
someone growing fatter by the hour
argh somebody help me!

A pathetic state
I must change my fate
In our society, looks does matter
Its relevant, to wanna look better

So Mr Fat Cat went running like a rat
And hey presto, he felt a lil bit stronger
after suffering from a heart attack :/
But he can bare to look at himself much longer :D

Crap.




Love is not blind- it sees more, not less
But because it sees more, its willing to see less.
sadly



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, September 16, 2008; 7:43 AM
klematis




mr fat cat

shall go exercise

NOW

AHAHAHHAA



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Monday, September 15, 2008; 8:23 PM
klematis




I see equations, reactions, molecules.

how many intermediates do we have to use.

hydrogen and fluorine gives a fucking loud boom.

Scary... just like our impending doom =)

good luck for Chemistry everyone :DD



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, September 14, 2008; 7:23 PM
klematis




My last emo message


















I only have myself to blame.
for believing something which is so lame.

How could I ever had believed,
that love was just a game.

Its not warcraft, dota or even Obama vs McCain.
There's no restart, remake or GG. only mutual pain

Love is complicated. It drove me insane...


I cant help it. I wanted answers.

Its funny I see you in my dreams more often.

Sometimes i'm at ur doorstep, and I hear your voices.

The only motivation to run 10 km.



Your friends were right. I am a loser.
For which ex will bug you, like a splinter in the skin.
omnipresent like the enzyme ubiquitin.
Love can do this. These stupid things.

But its alright now.
or it had always been.
I can barely recognise you, cept for your handwriting.

I tried my best but it wasnt to be.
I'm just happy I helped you to see.
The wonderful things God wanted for you and me.
even though I felt God played a trick on me :P

a love so great the only way to leave
is to force myself to hate you
how i wish it had never be.

I will never ever see.
I will never ever bug.
I will never ever love.
But I will never ever forget.

this dancing queen, i'm lucky to have met.





























































take all of you away.
but thanks for everything you've given me.
from the bottom of my heart.




just leave me the memories, your smile, and our laughter carried away.













and the words that seemed so hard to say
fumbled when you've gone away
just take a little while to hear me say

that I want you here tonight
and I need you by my side
for just one more moment
for just one more moment with you



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Saturday, September 13, 2008; 10:48 PM
klematis




haiz bio...

the paper wud have been perfect if only little nicholas wrote a little faster...

i mean...

seriously.

3 x faster

and skipped that fucking qns 5

u shud have seen dr yap circling me like a shark when i was at qns 5 with 10 mins left.

yes.

4 qns with 10 mins left.

hahahahahahhahahahahhaha!


woooo





ya know.

all this while, I'm wondering why i prayed so hard for this person.

for wad.

damn it



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, September 12, 2008; 7:43 PM
klematis




dang.

everyone say math so easy.

shit.

aiya wadeva.

wont fail can le.

bio time =)

Gentlemen, start your ...

overdose of caffeine.

a few more months to freeeeeeeeeeeedom



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, September 11, 2008; 7:02 PM
klematis




bloody mood swingers.

just like me :)



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Wednesday, September 10, 2008; 7:22 PM
klematis




math was ok...

which means I can get C/B?

hahaha

CB LA

:P

sian. I think tmr paper gonna pawn us sia.

WHYYYYYYY

I miss warcraft =(

I miss badminton =(

I miss ...

school life!!!!

dunno why today math paper so GL

MY GUM ACTUALLY BLED... I TASTED BLOOD.

and I peeped at the AP GP qns while checking our pages, which was why I was verbally solving the math qns, if that cleared ur doubt valerie LOL. ok not actually solving, just chanting that freaking ap/ gp formula.

wadeva.

bloody hell I hope my gum disease doesnt come back =(

well. ok. I'm bloody tired of being mr nice guy.

block me like i fuck care



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 7:10 PM
klematis




wow fuck this.

i give up.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, September 9, 2008; 7:52 PM
klematis




one down. bleah.
My vocab I think shud be able to pass =/

ok =)

HAHA

I guess I was in a state of panic when I chose my qns.

RELIGION divides, not unite. Is this true?

no body ever will associate this question with my jiao bin

ROFL

dead. or not.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 8:09 AM
klematis




ok though i hate apples, that wan tasted ok. haha

sian tmr GP

I BLOODY FELL ASLEEP IN BK, MAC AND LIBRARY WADS WRONG WITH ME

arghhhhhhhhhhh

and i fucking wanna get SAFOS and just go abroad to start life anew.

another reason why I must get 5As

somtimes ignorance is a bliss.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, September 7, 2008; 4:46 PM
klematis




The end is near.

Get the 5 As have no fear.

One thing for sure is clear.

I'll rally my gear.

and chase her back my dear



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, September 5, 2008; 11:47 PM
klematis




I cant help but notice that small budge on me.

ITS GROWING EVERYDAY!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mac donald la, 2 bowl of rice la, POTATO CHIPS LA.

wad the heck.

I dun want to look like him!!!!!!

argh,

same goes for kenny.

poor us.

or... izzit happening to everyone?!

DEN WAD MR MILKTANK SAY WILL COME TRUE!

girls wont be able to wear their gowns to D' prom

guys wont be able to squeeze into their tuxedo
(er herm, not like I can afford one :P)

AND WE'LL ALL BE TINY GLOBS OF FAT WOBBLING AT THE DANCE FLOOR!!!

mayb not. Hong yi will stiu rule the night with his machoness LOL.

argh.

time to stop whining and start exercising...

ZZZZ!!!

nicholas the cool cat? nah. u mean fat cat :P



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 11:13 AM
klematis



Kerli - Walking On Air

=D

MAN SHE'S DAMN HOT AND CREEPY AHHHHHHHHH




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, September 2, 2008; 7:49 PM
klematis




freaking unproductive ytd...

zzz

mug it out tonight.

and there's this sign of a belly coming out.

or i am overreacting :D



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 7:55 AM
klematis



Kerli - Walking On Air

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML31x_nnXZ4

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG.

its just stuck in my head.

CHEERS TO THE BEST MTV EVER!




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Monday, September 1, 2008; 12:58 PM
klematis




my sincere apology for infringing on someone's private blog.

I guess curiosity killed the cat o.O

very sorry.

but at least I know wad hell you're going thru : /

but stiu i'm in the wrong ya...







































Come to think of it. I guess there's no such thing as a all-knowing guardian angel in this world.
or maybe there is.































WOOOO KENDRICK GOT A COOL IPHONE! WADA!

HAHA.

damn damn damn cool la. internet wherever u go. owned.

alright. ytd was productive. organic chem in 3hrs! thats a feat?!

and me and hongyi went to esplanade! and we each bought 1 gig ram for 27 bucks.
damn cheap la.

MY COMP IS NOW COMPLETELY LAG FREE.

completely completely completely weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

alright jiayou for prelims everyone.

sorry once again :/
i'm a stupid jerk. you're quite dumb. and we are all dumb dumbs :D



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 11:43 AM
klematis




i'm a happy little ducky =DDD

who got a little lucky =)))

mayb life isnt that sucky

all u need is a little @#$@#$



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Saturday, August 30, 2008; 9:23 PM
klematis




Greed:Low
Gluttony:Medium
Wrath:Low
Sloth:Low
Envy:Medium
Lust:Very Low
Pride:Medium



Discover Your Sins - Click Here

zzz

i cant BELIEVE MY LUST IS SO LOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, August 29, 2008; 10:57 PM
klematis




happy teachers' day to all e teachers in dhs!
and happy camwhore day to all my friends today -.-

seriously,
i've nvr seen such mass camwhoring session in my whole damn life. LOL

anyway ya, cool old school theme.

sad that i didnt have any of my shirt and pants left.

but uniform can only rekindle that much memory.

today i totally felt like when i was in sec 2.

its that kind of me myself and I attitude where I cant be bothered if i'm left out or anything.

just be yourself.

i guess... its been a long time.

when i was younger, i used to be pretty confident of myself.

slope haircut, long socks. lols.

you can say wad u want but i couldnt care less.

i guess growing up makes u seek attention, acceptance etc.

yep.

not that i'm SO EMO JUST BECOS I COULDNT JOIN IN THE FUN. yea. just that kind of feeling -.-

cant believe she came back today.
its that kind of I-miss-you-but-now-u're-here-i-just-wanna-run-away kinda feeling.
but anyway nice hair, saw it from e back.

its just not the time yet.

ok, so i cant believe i have to beg claire to return me my 2 bucks so i can go for my haircut, so ps >.<

officially the last day of school for us year 6s.

wooo.

weird. I should be feeling sad.

sotz day. but i like it



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on ; 3:15 PM
klematis




ok u guys will nvr look at me the same way again :P





















ahahhaha jing hui send me this photo and i tot it cud make u ppl laugh.


wtf my mom lao hua yan tot I show her some chio bu photo :P

freak i got bigger boobs than the emcee




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, August 28, 2008; 9:18 PM
klematis




REKINDLE FRENSHIP DAY


HO HO HO


I miss 4J man hahaha


lets rekindle some awkward moments of mine as well.


check out the cool dude in the tight pants


OWNED HAHAHAHA





Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, August 26, 2008; 7:51 PM
klematis




my nightmare went alive.

I was at the exam hall cheonging econs essay.

Keng hoe was beside me.

He finished 2 essays and went to sleep.

i'm still at 1 part (a)

TIME'S UP.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


HEY SLEEP, I TOT WE WERE FRIENDS!

=(.

sleeping, once a luxury. now an obstacle



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, August 24, 2008; 3:07 PM
klematis




I have no doubts that I can get 5 As in the A levels.

I mean you cant afford to have doubts :)

Thats wad Phelps say.

Just go in and do your job, and everything's possible.




ok put that aside,

I freaking hell slept 8.5 hrs.

SOME THING WHICH MY FRENS WILL ALL ENVY.

zzz

But I'm not happy.

fag phone.

or rather fag me.

cos I tuned the alarm but nvr save... zzz

technology, how unreliable =P

I think my mom will be good at waking me =)

bleah, gonna make up today.

ARGHHHHHHHHH.








from what I see, prom night is pretty much problematic haha.

I prefer a cheaper alternative. Book chalet, buy lotsa beer and chips, blast the music, AND LET YOUR HAIR DOWN FOR THE NIGHT. I think that sounds cheaper and more fun yea

bleah.

i'm so broke.

GOD TELLLLL ME. DO I SAVE THE MONEY FOR A PSP, A GOOD COMP OR TO GO BALI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, August 21, 2008; 5:57 PM
klematis





like I always say,
a picture paints a thousand words.
=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
yay!
finally a gold ^^



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Wednesday, August 20, 2008; 5:58 PM
klematis




I slept like some cat today... Zzz

****stretch****

haiz. freaking hell study sleep eat.

sometimes I really really cant take it... WHYYYYYYYYY

why am i doing this.

studying shit I have problem memorising...

argh.

yea whine whine whine haha.

everyone is going thru this. er herm.

but its ok. the most important thing is to go back to work after whining.

2+ mths more omgosh

and den its prom, overseas trip gai gai, and GAMING.

and ns.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

sleepless nights. dreaming big. holding on. and missing u. terribly.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Sunday, August 17, 2008; 11:20 PM
klematis




bleah.

another gold for phelps.

he's more than tied to the GREATS la.

i think he's more of an olympian god. u know, those greek god like zeus...



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Saturday, August 16, 2008; 12:42 PM
klematis





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


hahaha

a picture paints a thousand words...
in this case nicholas' agony haha.
oh well
nastia liukin is also very good =) she deserves gold.
haiz shawn, work harder for the next olympics!!! u missed gold by a bit :D
bloody school. i missed everything =(
NOW SINGAPORE LEADING 2-1 OMG
WE GONNA GET A MEDAL!!!!



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Friday, August 15, 2008; 5:57 PM
klematis





In the end, the Chinese won not because they were shorter, or light, but because they made fewer mistakes. And America won respect becos of their finest competitor, Shawn Johnson. She impressed in both her routines and her behaviour. She has grace in any way.
As Sacramone sat in a chair despondent, Johnson finished her last routine on the floor and went to her teammate.
She made space on the same chair, linked her hand deliberately in Sacramone's, and put her chin gently on her teammate's shoulder in empathy.
Johnson is 16. Sacramone is 20 ( and US's captain). Make no mistake it was undoubtedly the best move of the night...
haiz sacramone ah sacramone... relac man
o wells.
Wishing shawn all the best in the all-arounds. You deserve the gold =)
Olympic quote of the day :
From Phelp's coach : you're now tied with the greats.
From Phelp's friend : dude, its ridiculous how many times I have to see your ugly face.
From the Goofball himself: THATS PRETTY COOL MAN.



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Thursday, August 14, 2008; 8:31 PM
klematis





test!

homework!

supplementary!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

and michael phelps won 3rd gold!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and tomorrow got women gymnast finals! waaaaah

STRESS. OLYMPICS VS STUDIES. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

o well. I realised I got 3 things in common with Shawn ( presently ) :P

we love to watch SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. we're born in Jan yay, and we wanna be doctors!

ok. gotta mug to realise that dream.

GO SHAWN GO! WIN THE FINALS TMR! my heart will be with you!!! while I slave in school =s



Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Tuesday, August 12, 2008; 9:26 PM
klematis




rofl...

ching chong




Nicholas gave a loud fart
on Monday, August 11, 2008; 5:51 PM
klematis



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