haiz

here's an emo poem to sum up my subjects.

Nicholas is not very happy
even though his grades are improving.
No time to take a nappy,
its time to get on moving.

Chem got some 4 grades leap
Econs finally crashed a C
Bio had a major slip
as I settled down with a D :(

haiz.

WHY WHY TELL ME WHY
gimme my A la, lai lai lai
Bio my love and my passion
you shall now be my motivation.

haiz

GP always get an E
why do you have to make everyone so unhappy
Essay got some hope finally
but now i have to flop compre -.-

all in all, nicholas is happy
hmm, quite contradictory.
not everyone gets to enjoy an overall improvement,
or mayb my common tests caused a pandemonium :P

at the end of the tunnel, I see my As. wait for me =)


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Tuesday, September 30, 2008; 7:34 PM

alright bear with me once more, cos I have a knack for love poems =/

If I had one wish

Our lives will end, but love doesnt
If God allows me, I wanna be with you in heaven

I look out into the sky at night
All I saw was the full moon in sight
In fatigue, I shut my eyes tight
And there you were, dancing in the moonlight

You see in gift shops those trite banality
nothing comparable to the album dedicated to me
With all the memories cherished for my eyes to see
Your presence fills me, whenever i'm feeling lonely

The M and Ns, now linked with melanine
still vibrant and colourful, unaware of its harmful fillings
I've never regretted eaten 10 dozens of these pillings,
I ate one and thought of you, love overrides everything.

One can say these are all "had beens"
Inevitably I still commited a sin
To say i've moved on and said goodbye
But with the intention of a fractured white lie

It doesnt matter what people think of me
Only I know myself, inside-out thoroughly
Why put yourself in self-denial,
trap yourself in a world, so parochial.

For God is kind and gave us memory,
With touching moments and familiar melody.
Even if i'm left with no other way,
I can always be with you on replay.

Lives will end, but love persists.
I cant let you go, no matter how you insist.

ya, paiseh. I just finished reading 5 people you meet in heaven. check it out at your local library =)


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Sunday, September 28, 2008; 8:55 AM

This is a poem abt my experience in Tampines Library. Enjoy =)

Library

Everyday in the library
itself is a mystery
Together with Jobi
we see things that are pretty funny

Sometimes got that old ang moh
like to scold people, SEE LA TALK SOMEMORE
Some people see him choose to siam
but me jobi and huishan choose to diam

Sometimes people go printing
Think door close then start talking
OH LOOK WHO'S THAT BREATHING FIRE
Apologise to that ang moh sire

Hong Yi and Xinzi also go library
Sometimes also damn noisy
Joke here joke there burst out laughing
STUDY LA, A LEVEL COMING!

So come on down to Tampines
together we mug from start to finish
But be careful don't make a spectacle
or else you're only inculpable
if you suffer the wrath of that old uncle =D

PEACE!


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 8:48 AM

经过了时间

人也是会变
因为经过了时间
我偶尔想起你的脸
回味你在我身边

每次闭上我的眼
想起我对你说的道歉
爱是一种考验
也会让人失恋

如果能回到当初爱你的一瞬间
我一定会抱你更紧一点
为你做的礼物不会那么随便
送你回家再看你多几眼

这些年
看你给我的照片
我们那一刻的笑脸
却沦落到了再见

人也是会变
应为经过了时间

我却高兴曾经爱过你深深的


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Friday, September 26, 2008; 9:34 PM

My Friend, Nigel

Nigel is my good friend too
I knew him since I was primary 2
The first time we met, we went for a duel
At the basketball court we raced like 2 meng nius

Geylang Methodist Primary School
was the institution for these 2 fools
Aljunied was our home and playground,
we ran around the neighbourhood making all sorts of sounds

Now we had both made it to Dunman High
and now he became very zai
walao eh, he some dua tao CI
can someone please pass me a cream pie
I cant stand his face sometimes so zhuai!
but ok la, in his uniform he still look quite shuai

That time he say we pang seh, we 4 got girl
LOOK WHO'S TALKING, MR NIGEL
but it's about time you find true love,
someone to tame you and calm your nerves

Congrats to my good friend, he now can drive
With his new skills, beware of overdrive
"FETCH ME HOME AFTER A LAN PARTY"
His kaki chorused in unison, damn naughty

But Nigel is a good guy we all must know
He will certainly help you, and like a pro
So I just wish him all the very best
WILL YOU ALL STOP NIAOING ABOUT HIS ASS

hahahahaha =)
now you know nigel


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 8:37 AM

My mama, with love

When I was young, my mama used to say
Nicholas, what will you become someday
a lawyer, a doctor or any professional
you better make a choice that's rational

Mama told me education is important
then you'll like a stem cell, so pluripotent
to differentiate into any useful being
and help the world unfold its meaning

But when I became older... I said

BUT MAMA! Nicholas has other gifts
why didnt you give him a lift
Sooner or later, we'll be trapped in the rat race
why can't I just be a different case

Mama just said,

Sports cant feed you for a lifetime
unless you make it big, then you'll turn out fine
Mama worked hard to bring you here
It's for your own good, its all sincere

Now Nicholas loves his mama a lot
so no more arguing, no more plots
study harder, ace your "A"
then, mayb everything will come your way

I'll never forget what my mama did
When I was 3, I broke my arm
she rushed down from work and when we meet
I melted into her embrace, tranced like a charm

7 days she stood by me
As I stayed in the hospital, reluctantly
With my arm stretched up into the air
I can do nothing by be in despair

She did what she could do to comfort me
like getting me off and helping me go pee
Scratch my armpit, man that's disgusting
Thank you mummy, for being so understanding

I looked at her when she slept beside me
I'm so blessed, even the blind can see
The greatest love of all which is given birth
Without a doubt is my mama's love

now you know my mom =)


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Thursday, September 25, 2008; 12:16 PM

Happy Day =)

Today is a happy day
Chem and Bio, what can I say
Lucky got practise, dun pray pray
They quite easy, made Nicholas gay

Prelims over! yeepee YAY!
Off to the gym, we went to play
soccer basketball, schoolwork at bay
After A levels, liddat everyday

Fret not readers, dun dismay
interesting poem coming your way
About my friend, Mr Dua Tow Kay


My friend, Wenjian

Wen Jian is a very nice friend
though sec 3 that time I think he damn pretend
first day see him he pose super man
until today I still remember his stints back den
walao he joker sia, sometimes damn funny can!

Jianny can sing with his melodious voice
quite a contrast to his usual noise =P
ask him about history is an excellent choice
eh no.1 wiki fan, knowledge is his toys

My friend here also some soccer guru
sometimes laid-back, bo chap and nothing-to-do
just like in naruto, that Shikamaru
Oh ya, he quite nice to some girls, others he had no clue HAHA

So now you know my fren wenjian
he sometimes can be quite qian bian
but seriously girls, I think he quite zheng dian
I mean with him around, you'll never be sian!

yep, now you know my friend :)


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Wednesday, September 24, 2008; 8:17 PM

this is a song which I like a lot.

just within a few hours when Jobina send me haha.

its called..

OUR SONG BY Taylor Swift

I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car
He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my heart
I look around, turn the radio down
He says baby is something wrong?
I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song
And he says...

Chorus:]
Our song is the slamming screen doors,
Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
cause it's late and your mama don't know
Our song is the way you laugh
The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"
And when I got home ... before I said amen
Asking God if he could play it again

I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day
Had gone all wrong and been trampled on
And lost and thrown away
Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed
I almost didn't notice all the roses
And the note that said...

[Chorus]

I've heard every album, listened to the radio
Waited for something to come along
That was as good as our song...

Cause

[Chorus]

I was riding shotgun with my hair undone
In the front seat of his car
I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
And I wrote down our song


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Tuesday, September 23, 2008; 7:48 PM

My Friend, Hong Yi

Once upon a time in Dunman High
There lived a metro called Hong Yi
All the guys cant help but sigh
As girls flock to him like a swamp of bee!

But no girls seemed to capture his fancy
No, he's not gay. Though he likes kenny
It's no use if you're a beautiful lass
For Hong Yi is no superficial ass

Hong Yi is very good at basketball.
He loves Chinese, which bores me to the coreeeeee
Somehow he don't like computer games o.o
something he finds very lame

Going D'prom? Dunno wad to wear?
Ask Hong Yi la! He'll even style your hair
If you have any self-image problems,
go look for him, make your muscles FIRM!

So I wish HongYi all the best,
Finding the one girl, standing out from e rest.
If you think you're that fine lady
UP YOUR CHANCE WITH A FBT

lawl lawl lawl.
that's my good friend Hong Yi :)




Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 6:16 AM

My inner fire

I used to think this world was perfect
Me and her tgt, nobody will suspect
tt we had stolen heaven's greatest treasure
a love so great, nothing in this world can measure

But we grow up, some ppl change
Its a fact, nobody's gonna stay e same
I learn the hard way, letting her go
Just let her be, if you love her so

In e midst of this confusion
I made a new resolution
To give less attention to love
and look at e problems given birth

Ppl are dying everyday
Once in a while in Iraq, its May Day
for some dudes there, with their comrades to lay
how long do they need to fight, how long do they need to stay...

But lets not be too ambitious
In Singapore, work can get tedious
Tissue sellers and e handicapped
make me feel sad, sometimes feel bad

I start to think what I can do for Singapore
to help it grow, to ease people's sore
But I pray to God because Nicholas is so tiny
He will guide me becos he's God almighty

And one day i'll be useful
stop thinking about myself, make my life purposeful

Because 1 day you see yourself,
e next you're dead
you decide how you want to be
leave a legacy, or wait to be laid (er herm)
WHAT WERE U THINKING?!
I mean when you're dead.

hahaha boo!

Becos a poem is so powerful
hopefully I can use this tool
to change the minds of everyday's fools
and save e world, that will be cool.

If I may have the honor of composing a poem for you
email me e details and how you want it to feel =)



Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Monday, September 22, 2008; 12:07 PM

My Friend, Jobina

Ridiculous Nicholas
Has a friend, Jobina
No, she's not a les!
But she a bit siao kee na :P

Her jokes are quite lame
But we laughed all the same
It's all in good intention
Of cos she's not to be blamed!

Jobina loves pink
that, we cannot deny
When it comes to serious things,
she's one friend we can rely

Jobina and her Hi-5
Oh man I swear that's her life
Onto the dance mat she dived
singing 1234 HI 5!

Alright, i've come to the end
My poetic juice ran out, my brain's in a dent
But now if you meet her around the bent,
clap hi-5 with her, say hi to my friend :)


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Sunday, September 21, 2008; 10:12 PM

Bacillus thuringiensis

agrobacillus tumafaciens

fuck

bio is damn easy la!!!!!!

i love it love it love :D


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 7:52 PM

today is a happy day.

kept my emo all away.

Econs was ok I must say

thrashing noobs in ladder was a okay

kept my worries all at bay

tomorrow another happy day

lets go swim, play pool lan the whole day

not like bio over liao u stupid gay

but having a bit fun goes a long way

scully stress out den die leh!



today was readin a book about poetry

it says...

some people can try to write a poem the entire day... but cannot get it done.

some can finish in 10 mins. like me

haiz.

gifted lawl lawl lawl


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Thursday, September 18, 2008; 8:17 PM

alright.

bless that guy who just pushed xiang hong...

man, stupid old uncle, xiang hong already paper thin u stiu push her. its just a seat u uncivilised shit.

er herm.

ok today's papers super long and tiring...

but i'm happy to say

ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man.

chem was ok :D

econs... hmm i can work on speed writing definitely.

ok today I wanna address a very big and serious issue.






























about me and the very topic of Er Bu Ju Le Bu.

ok firstly, I named it.

3 years ago.

on that fateful day.

BUT BUT BUT.

yes this is important. BUT.

I didnt mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so there was all the conversation about er bu, ya know. guys. -.-

so I just shui kou suo haha er bu ju le bu

BEING THE RHYME FANATIC THAT I AM. DUDE IT CAME WITHIN A SPLIT SECOND TO ME THAT IT CAN RHYME. not like i'm some stupid idiot who had to research to come up with such a havoc name. oops. I love to rhyme. cannot ah

yea so wad if i named it?

i am not the ones who classified or added girls into it.

I WASNT THE ONE WHO PROPAGATED IT. I meant it as a joke.

it was until some idiotic guys from my class who started adding girls into them and cant HOLD THEIR FREAKING EXCITEMENT that things start to happen.

pls, in the end, practically all the girls in my class were inside. Which I strongly disagree to the idea, because man, I'M NOT VERY GOOD LOOKING MYSELF.

hence, i kept my mouth shut.

so it went on and ok... girls started to get mad.

obviously.

there he was this skinny idiot who's not very attractive himself adding all the girls inside. ok he went to vjc in shame so heck

fine. no more person to hate cos he's gone.

AND NOW U GIRLS WANT A PIECE OF ME.

COME LA.

seriously no offence, i dun find u girls er bu. just a bit loud sometimes. but i've seen worse :D

and no, i'm not trying to save my skin here, i mean it.

yea ok I saw no meaning in disclosing I WAS THE ONE WHO "created" this shit, because it wont add any value to people's life. but fine. since u want an explanation. I'll give it.

or if u guys still want a piece of me.

see that cute fellow on the top left hand, copy and paste, print den voodoo him.

i'm so wadevvvvvvvvva

but yes. I'm sorry

forgive THE STUPID BOYS LA.

have some self-confidence instead. =)

ok I KNOW YUHAN DOESNT READ THIS. SOMEONE MAKE SURE SHE DOES.


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Wednesday, September 17, 2008; 6:13 PM

I look in the mirror
and who did I see
someone growing fatter by the hour
argh somebody help me!

A pathetic state
I must change my fate
In our society, looks does matter
Its relevant, to wanna look better

So Mr Fat Cat went running like a rat
And hey presto, he felt a lil bit stronger
after suffering from a heart attack :/
But he can bare to look at himself much longer :D

Crap.




Love is not blind- it sees more, not less
But because it sees more, its willing to see less.
sadly


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Tuesday, September 16, 2008; 7:43 AM

mr fat cat

shall go exercise

NOW

AHAHAHHAA


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Monday, September 15, 2008; 8:23 PM

I see equations, reactions, molecules.

how many intermediates do we have to use.

hydrogen and fluorine gives a fucking loud boom.

Scary... just like our impending doom =)

good luck for Chemistry everyone :DD


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Sunday, September 14, 2008; 7:23 PM

My last emo message


















I only have myself to blame.
for believing something which is so lame.

How could I ever had believed,
that love was just a game.

Its not warcraft, dota or even Obama vs McCain.
There's no restart, remake or GG. only mutual pain

Love is complicated. It drove me insane...


I cant help it. I wanted answers.

Its funny I see you in my dreams more often.

Sometimes i'm at ur doorstep, and I hear your voices.

The only motivation to run 10 km.



Your friends were right. I am a loser.
For which ex will bug you, like a splinter in the skin.
omnipresent like the enzyme ubiquitin.
Love can do this. These stupid things.

But its alright now.
or it had always been.
I can barely recognise you, cept for your handwriting.

I tried my best but it wasnt to be.
I'm just happy I helped you to see.
The wonderful things God wanted for you and me.
even though I felt God played a trick on me :P

a love so great the only way to leave
is to force myself to hate you
how i wish it had never be.

I will never ever see.
I will never ever bug.
I will never ever love.
But I will never ever forget.

this dancing queen, i'm lucky to have met.





























































take all of you away.
but thanks for everything you've given me.
from the bottom of my heart.




just leave me the memories, your smile, and our laughter carried away.













and the words that seemed so hard to say
fumbled when you've gone away
just take a little while to hear me say

that I want you here tonight
and I need you by my side
for just one more moment
for just one more moment with you


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Saturday, September 13, 2008; 10:48 PM

haiz bio...

the paper wud have been perfect if only little nicholas wrote a little faster...

i mean...

seriously.

3 x faster

and skipped that fucking qns 5

u shud have seen dr yap circling me like a shark when i was at qns 5 with 10 mins left.

yes.

4 qns with 10 mins left.

hahahahahahhahahahahhaha!


woooo





ya know.

all this while, I'm wondering why i prayed so hard for this person.

for wad.

damn it


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Friday, September 12, 2008; 7:43 PM

dang.

everyone say math so easy.

shit.

aiya wadeva.

wont fail can le.

bio time =)

Gentlemen, start your ...

overdose of caffeine.

a few more months to freeeeeeeeeeeedom


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Thursday, September 11, 2008; 7:02 PM

bloody mood swingers.

just like me :)


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Wednesday, September 10, 2008; 7:22 PM

math was ok...

which means I can get C/B?

hahaha

CB LA

:P

sian. I think tmr paper gonna pawn us sia.

WHYYYYYYY

I miss warcraft =(

I miss badminton =(

I miss ...

school life!!!!

dunno why today math paper so GL

MY GUM ACTUALLY BLED... I TASTED BLOOD.

and I peeped at the AP GP qns while checking our pages, which was why I was verbally solving the math qns, if that cleared ur doubt valerie LOL. ok not actually solving, just chanting that freaking ap/ gp formula.

wadeva.

bloody hell I hope my gum disease doesnt come back =(

well. ok. I'm bloody tired of being mr nice guy.

block me like i fuck care


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 7:10 PM

wow fuck this.

i give up.


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Tuesday, September 9, 2008; 7:52 PM

one down. bleah.
My vocab I think shud be able to pass =/

ok =)

HAHA

I guess I was in a state of panic when I chose my qns.

RELIGION divides, not unite. Is this true?

no body ever will associate this question with my jiao bin

ROFL

dead. or not.


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 8:09 AM

ok though i hate apples, that wan tasted ok. haha

sian tmr GP

I BLOODY FELL ASLEEP IN BK, MAC AND LIBRARY WADS WRONG WITH ME

arghhhhhhhhhhh

and i fucking wanna get SAFOS and just go abroad to start life anew.

another reason why I must get 5As

somtimes ignorance is a bliss.


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Sunday, September 7, 2008; 4:46 PM

The end is near.

Get the 5 As have no fear.

One thing for sure is clear.

I'll rally my gear.

and chase her back my dear


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Friday, September 5, 2008; 11:47 PM

I cant help but notice that small budge on me.

ITS GROWING EVERYDAY!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mac donald la, 2 bowl of rice la, POTATO CHIPS LA.

wad the heck.

I dun want to look like him!!!!!!

argh,

same goes for kenny.

poor us.

or... izzit happening to everyone?!

DEN WAD MR MILKTANK SAY WILL COME TRUE!

girls wont be able to wear their gowns to D' prom

guys wont be able to squeeze into their tuxedo
(er herm, not like I can afford one :P)

AND WE'LL ALL BE TINY GLOBS OF FAT WOBBLING AT THE DANCE FLOOR!!!

mayb not. Hong yi will stiu rule the night with his machoness LOL.

argh.

time to stop whining and start exercising...

ZZZZ!!!

nicholas the cool cat? nah. u mean fat cat :P


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 11:13 AM

Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Tuesday, September 2, 2008; 7:49 PM

freaking unproductive ytd...

zzz

mug it out tonight.

and there's this sign of a belly coming out.

or i am overreacting :D


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 7:55 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML31x_nnXZ4

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG.

its just stuck in my head.

CHEERS TO THE BEST MTV EVER!

Nicholas gave a loud fart

on Monday, September 1, 2008; 12:58 PM

my sincere apology for infringing on someone's private blog.

I guess curiosity killed the cat o.O

very sorry.

but at least I know wad hell you're going thru : /

but stiu i'm in the wrong ya...







































Come to think of it. I guess there's no such thing as a all-knowing guardian angel in this world.
or maybe there is.































WOOOO KENDRICK GOT A COOL IPHONE! WADA!

HAHA.

damn damn damn cool la. internet wherever u go. owned.

alright. ytd was productive. organic chem in 3hrs! thats a feat?!

and me and hongyi went to esplanade! and we each bought 1 gig ram for 27 bucks.
damn cheap la.

MY COMP IS NOW COMPLETELY LAG FREE.

completely completely completely weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

alright jiayou for prelims everyone.

sorry once again :/
i'm a stupid jerk. you're quite dumb. and we are all dumb dumbs :D


Nicholas gave a loud fart

on ; 11:43 AM